//RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag [insert number here] friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Alexandra needs a dose of reality-inducing drugs"

WTH.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "haha I typed in "Alexandra looks like" in google and this is what came up: Alex looks like the kind of girl who would take you to the forest and feed you a ..."

THIS WAS SERIOUSLY THE FIRST RESULT. Again, WTH. Someone else must have been doing this, too.


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Alexandra says, I've always painted what I was...to paint how things look in real life. Alexandra paints for many hours each week."

Cool. Apparently I paint.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "this is what alexandra looks like when she eats her finger picture"

0___e


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "What does a green alexandra bird look like?"

Strange, isn't it?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Alexandra ... Hates Styrofoam."

NUUU!!! But I love styrofoam. ;A;

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: ""Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, ... A: Alexandra looks like a Barbie version of Linda Hamilton."

Erm...thanks???

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Alexandra DuPont goes galo-a-galo with JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS! ... Best for objective lady thing look movie, cuz me go slobber at thought. ..."

Whoever typed this must have been drunk...


Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "This is what the name "Alexandra" looks like in Japanese: "Alexandra" in Japanese characters. It is pronounced "AREKUSANDORA". ..."

LOL, I've actually been to that site!


Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Alexandra Eats Her First Solids. After waking in the middle of the night starving hungry a couple times, and discussion with our pediatrician, we decided to ..."

Good for me, I guess...

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Alexandra wears a mesh-midriff unitard and hip scarf for teaching, which makes it easy to see her legs and body positions. The camera angle stays far enough ..."

Geez...this makes me sound like a stripper...


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Alexandra Paul is one of the many electric car supporters arrested after blocking the path of trucks hauling a batch of electric cars to be ..."

I doesn't like those electric cars, nope, nope.